Just a Bit of Merrymaking for Christmas!
And remember: if you find that too much hollandaise sauce is hurting your teeth over the 12 days, dentists recommend that you have them replaced with chrome-plated dentures because....
wait for it.....
THERE'S NO PLATE LIKE CHROME FOR THE HOLLANDAISE!!!!
Ah me! I am so funny! So, so funny! Merry Christmas, everyone!