Christmas Eating Tips
Merry Christmas! News blogging will be light during the 12 days of Christmas, but come back for daily Catholic Christmas classics, and each of the “12 Ways of Christmas” elucidated.
For tonight, here are Irene Lagan’s Christmas eating tips Highlights:
“Avoid carrot sticks.”
“Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.”
“If something comes with gravy, use it.”
“Mashed potatoes made with skim milk is like a sports car with an automatic transmission.”
“Avoid exercise.”
Thank you, InsideCatholic ...
— Tom Hoopes
