Sung to the tune of “Old Time Rock & Roll” as performed by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
Just take those old records off the shelf You know I'm listenin' to somethin' else Today's music ain't got the same slant I dig that old time Gregorian chant
Don't want to hear about the new craze That stuff just turns me off in so many ways Don't want hip-hop or a country line dance Just give me that old time Gregorian chant
I like that old time Gregorian chant That kind of music really soothes my plants I don't wanna hear that old Robert Plant Just like that old time Gregorian chant
— From the CD “A Time to Laugh” by Nick Alexander