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Just a Bit of Merrymaking for Christmas!

Mark Shea Blogs

And remember: if you find that too much hollandaise sauce is hurting your teeth over the 12 days, dentists recommend that you have them replaced with chrome-plated dentures because....

 

 

 

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THERE'S NO PLATE LIKE CHROME FOR THE HOLLANDAISE!!!!

Ah me!  I am so funny!  So, so funny!  Merry Christmas, everyone!

Mark Shea

Mark Shea Mark P. Shea is a popular Catholic writer and speaker. The author of numerous books, his most recent work is The Work of Mercy (Servant) and The Heart of Catholic Prayer (Our Sunday Visitor). Mark contributes numerous articles to many magazines, including his popular column “Connecting the Dots” for the National Catholic Register. Mark is known nationally for his one minute “Words of Encouragement” on Catholic radio. He also maintains the Catholic and Enjoying It blog. He lives in Washington state with his wife, Janet, and their four sons.

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People Explain ‘Why I Go to Mass’

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