And remember: if you find that too much hollandaise sauce is hurting your teeth over the 12 days, dentists recommend that you have them replaced with chrome-plated dentures because....

 

 

 

wait for it.....

 

 

 

THERE'S NO PLATE LIKE CHROME FOR THE HOLLANDAISE!!!!

Ah me!  I am so funny!  So, so funny!  Merry Christmas, everyone!