In a wasteland
Where Smurfy-smog hangs in the air,
And rodents bust rhymes to a hip-hop beat blare,
And poop jokes are common and smart stories rare …
Is the Dead-End Family Film Street.
Broken family debris litters the grasses
And the smell of innuendo is thick as molasses.
Even Christmas and Easter are stained and debased
Yet parents and kids still throng to this waste.
It isn’t all Grickle-grass and Kitty Galore.
A few bright spots crop up for those who want more.
There are Pixar-y patches
And Muppet-y snatches …
Even Horton the elephant managed to score.
But … The Lorax? From Despicable Me’s fledgling crew?
There are so many ways they could land in the stew.
It’s a classic, but...READ MORE