The setting: a tavern in a small pueblo celebrating the Festival del Fuego y el Pollo (don’t ask). Our hero: a flamboyant rogue wanted for robbery, seeking information for a possible local score.
“The Church of St. Michael has just put up a golden statue of the Virgin of Guadalupe,” volunteers the tremulous tavern keeper.
Our hero shakes his head firmly: “I do not steal from churches.”
“The orphanage has just received a donation of silver candlesticks,” a patron offers.
“I do not steal from orphans.”
If this is the Shrekverse, it’s suddenly become a more complicated place than four Shrek films led us to believe.
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