Take this simple quiz to find out!
How did you fare as a pet owner?
(a) After rescuing, spaying, and neutering all the chinchillas in the tri-county area, I have established a fellowship to fund chinchilla rescue, spaying and neutering in perpetuity. Pretty soon, the chinchilla population will be so rescued, there won't be any at all!
(b) The cat is now litter trained, and the dog now poops in the backyard. Good enough for me.
(c) Petco, Petsmart, and the Humane Society have posted Polaroids of our family with "DO NOT LET US HAVE LIVING CREATURES NOT EVEN BETTA FISH" scrawled in marker underneath.
How are your people skills coming along?
(a) I don't mean to brag, but...READ MORE