Who Among Us Does Not Love an Al Gore Joke?

07/07/2011 Comments (68)

Twenty years ago, new consumer technology was usually easy to understand., like:  Oh, it’s a phone without wires, so you can talk and walk around. Oh, it’s a Datasette for your VIC-20, so you can store Q*bert  for later enjoyment while playing Radar Rat Race.  Oh, it’s a crimper, so your hair will look crimpy

Simple, right?  Maybe they weren’t all great products, but they were pretty much self-explanatory.  Even if you didn’t want one yourself, you could at least imagine someone who might.

Nowadays, when I see an ad for something new, I often have no idea what it is.  So my husband explains what it does. Then comes the whole new question:  why would anyone want such a thing?  It’s not...READ MORE

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Ten Cheap, Stupid Ideas For Summer With Kids

07/05/2011 Comments (33)

Got kids?  Got summer?  Got no do-re-mi?  As it happens, I’m an expert in all three of these conditions.  So, as the weeks of vacation spread out before us and I contemplate how much longer I can bear to listen to my sons doing what they think is an appropriate way to spend the day, I offer up this list of actual doable activities for the broke, low-energy parent with a houseful of restless kids of various ages.

1.  Mud painting.  I’m probably revealing too much about my standard of living here, but I just don’t care when my kids mix big batches of mud in the driveway and smear it on the van and the shed.  Then they take the hose and wash it all off.  Then they get it all muddy again. ...READ MORE

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How to Be Immodest About Modesty

07/01/2011 Comments (152)

Corita brought up an interesting idea:  we can behave immodestly while discussing modesty.  I realize that I’m pretty much doing this right now by writing my third straight post about the topic, so—I don’t know, pray for me.  (I’m going to be out of town all day anyway, so if the comment box gets all cluttered up with rabbits and pant suits and whatnot like it did on Thursday, don’t blame me).

Corita said:

I am distressed at least a little by the way that these modesty discussions inevitably draw so much description of the female body, clothed or barely-clothed.
. . . I am totally with you on pants, and modesty being situational.  Is there, though, a limit to how to discuss modesty?  A...READ MORE

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Modesty, Responsibility, and Common Sense

06/30/2011 Comments (244)

Well, that was the most disappointingly reasonable and benign modesty debate I’ve ever seen.  I guess it’s allergy season, and everyone is just too dopey to care.  One point was worth drawing out, though.  One commenter asked why the boys in the article about track uniforms

thought it was appropriate to be ogling and teasing the girl in the first place? Why is it always on the girls and women to cover up, not on the boys and men to behave themselves and act like gentlemen?

She clarified:

I’m the mother of three (soon to be four) boys, and I hope to teach them that no matter WHAT a woman is wearing, it is rude and crass to make comments about her body and make her feel uncomfortable.


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Fast Girls

06/28/2011 Comments (96)

If you are so unfortunate as to be a combatant in the weird and unseemly world of Catholic Skirt Wars, perhaps you have seen the story about the high school girls’ track team that performed better when they ditched their skin-tight uniforms for skorts.

[Athlete Destiny] Phillips used to have to break concentration to fix a uniform that may have shifted unexpectedly, but those days are over. Since the Crimson Tide started competing in skorts in February — the black compression shorts with a miniskirt over top were designed to eliminate embarrassing moments — the Dunbar girls have spent more time focusing on their events and less time feeling self-conscious because of what they’re wearing.


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Some Specifics About the College of Saint Mary Magdalen

06/24/2011 Comments (1)

When I was a student (1993-1997) at Thomas More College in NH, the nearby Magdalen college had an unpleasant reputation.  Some students did well and were happy there, but many were bitter and frustrated:  academics were not as high a priority as the tight control the administration exerted over every aspect of student life.

But last year, the college changed its name from Magdalen to the College of Saint Mary Magdalen, and its new president, George Harne, has promised meaningful reform to the school’s curriculum and student life.  In an interview with the Register from April, Harne said,

This year we renewed and expanded our liberal arts program built on the study and discussion of the...READ MORE

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Should I Marry Him?

06/23/2011 Comments (74)

Most Catholics will agree that it’s not only wrong to have sex before marriage, but it’s stupid: It confuses you and just generally makes things more complicated, especially for women. But marriage-minded virgins don’t automatically attract or recognize suitable mates, either. When deciding about marriage, it’s not enough to check off the sin-free boxes and expect a perfect relationship to fall into place.

So how are we women supposed to know if we’re making a good choice, saying “yes” to someone who at least gives us a chance of building a strong marriage and a happy home?

In a depressing article that explores the economy of 21st-century relationships, Cheryl Wetzstein of The Washington...READ MORE

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Ten Things We Can All Be Happy About

06/21/2011 Comments (81)

Raise your hand if you’ve had a harrowing week so far. Yeah?  In the words of Steely Dan,

“Everywhere around me, / I see jealousy and mayhem, / Because no man have their peace of mind / To carry them.”  And then further on:  “When the dawn patrol got to tell you twice, / They gonna do it with a shotgun.” I know!  It’s like they’re inside my head, all. The. Time. So how about some just plain good news, some things we can all be happy about? I’ll start:

1. Jen Fulwiler’s having a baby tomorrow! If babies are God’s way of saying that the world should go on, then a Fulwiler baby is God’s way of saying, “See? I told you the world should go on!”

2.  More young priests. “The average age of men...READ MORE

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Simcha Fisher, author of The Sinner's Guide to Natural Family Planning writes for several publications and blogs at I Have to Sit Down. She lives in New Hampshire with her husband and nine children. Without supernatural aid, she would hardly be a human being.