Because it's Friday, and I'm about as peppy as a piece of eggplant skin that went through the dishwasher, let's play a game. I'm calling it "Catholic SEO Mad Libs," because I couldn't decide which joke I wanted to go with.
This is my gift to you, the person who needs to come up with something that is both relevant and edgy, and has words in it. You remember Mad Libs, right? One person supplies the required parts of speech, without knowing the context, and the other person fills the words in. Then they read the completed story aloud. Hilarity ensues.
Here's the template, which you can use for just about any occasion. Heck, you can leave it as it is, with the blanks blank, and...READ MORE