I voted today. It felt kind of like giving blood, except without the sensation that I just helped somebody. The wooziness and that dejected sensation that comes from lying down and letting someone take some of your blood away from you—that part was familiar. They really ought to give out oatmeal cookies at the polls. In an election like this, no matter who wins, an oatmeal cookie is as good as it’s going to get.
In lieu of cookies, here are eight things to be happy about, despite the election:
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