And now, rested, relaxed and rejuvenated from maternity leave, I’m ready to be articulate and entertaining once again. Like this:
Yeh, yeh, yeh. Oooh! Heh heh.
That is to say, I couldn’t be happier with our new little girl. But so far, she hasn’t made me any smarter.
But she has found several others ways to improve the world, despite being only two weeks old. For instance, she has accomplished:
Instantaneous Rejuvenation of Hope for Modern Yoot: I’m walking down the aisle in Walmart, and here comes a wave of teenage girls, with hard mouths and stick thin legs, ironed hair, nasty, razor-slashed clothing, eyes blackened with enough eyeliner to...READ MORE