1. Are you troubled with pesky food that lingers on the table for as long as microseconds after you are done eating it? Or do you occasionally have to get up to go to the bathroom or something, and are dismayed to discover that, when you get back, your sandwich is still sitting on your plate, which is totally boring? Dog. Solved.
2. They lose their baby teeth, but nobody expects you to leave them a quarter. Unless you want to find that quarter later, in the yard, in a somewhat different state.
3.You can be blisteringly sarcastic with them and not fret that you are warping their minds or skewing their perception of reality. For dogs, there is but one reality: MEAT. Or kibble. ...READ MORE