So, are you gonna watch tonight's V.P. debate? I'll probably listen to it on the radio, if only to remind my radio how lucky it usually is that I usually listen to something better, like John Tesh.
It's hard to care when you not only don't care, but you don't even want to care. You would punch yourself in the nose for caring. I mean, I want the extra hideous candidate to lose, and I want the slightly less hideous candidate to win with such a slight margin that he gets a hernia from watching the TV so hard on election night. But ask me to care about a debate between the people these two paragons of hideousness have chosen to play their professional besties on TV? Bleah.
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