Look, I know it's a Friday in Lent, but this has been kind of a rough week for all of us, whether we're happy about our new pope or not -- and I predict that next week is going to be even more harrowing. I keep having the "oh no, I forgot to write my term paper, and it's due in forty minutes!" dream, and the "well, I guess I'll try and cram this huge, thick, scummy contact lens into my eyeball" dream, and the "uh oh, there's a flood coming, but I bet I can drive fast enough to get ahead of -- noooooooooo, I can't!" dream. And my eye is twitching again.
Happily, it's Chico Marx's birthday, and that's all the excuse I need to post this: