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The other day I was
I overheard two guys
shooting the breeze
about the new civility. You know, the words and phrases we are no longer allowed to say because it might
a crazy person to do something, well crazy.
One guy, a real
, then complained that the media had really
jumped the gun
in declaring victims of the recent
saying “It must have
family members to hear such things.” The other agreed and attributed it to the media just
gunning for ratings.
all up in arms
, walked up and started
at the mouth saying “Its all Sarah Palin’s fault!” The first guy
shot him down
saying, “You are just
to score political points off of a tragedy.” But the guy wouldn’t back off and the
Now I was minding my own business, keeping my
on a box of
. Wishing to avoid getting caught in the
, I set my
on the checkout counter. But the second guy remained calm and friendly and tried to explain to him why he wasn’t
on all cylinders. But then the angry guy marched off past me
in my direction.
The the first guy turned to the second guy and said “Boy, he was real
“Yeah. And boy is he
Seriously, I would like to apologize for the above. We are trying to get away from using that kind of language. We won’t always be perfect, so hold us accountable when we don’t meet your standards.
I have to go now. I think I have beat this point to death.