I am Charlie Brown's incomprehensible teacher. I don't know how it happened but it did. I think it happens to all parents. No matter what parents think they're saying, I've discovered that it's not what children are hearing.
So after years of intense studies at places like Chuck E. Cheese and playgrounds I've discovered that there are certain things that parents say that children just clearly hear differently. (Mind you, I don't say all of these but I've heard them at least a thousand times.) So I offer to you my What Parents Say / What Kids Hear Dictionary:
"Clean your room" = Go upstairs and sit on your bed and complain about your parents for half an hour even if you're in the room...READ MORE