An overzealous tambourine player was tazed and pepper sprayed at a church service last week. Seriously.
Now, how many of you just said out loud, "That's terrible" while your inner rad-trad giggled at that headline like a 14 year old girl at a One Direction concert? Come on. There's a reason you clicked on the link and it wasn't to donate to the "Don't taze me bro" recovery fund.
I know you're not going to take my word that something like this actually happened so here's the actual news item, according to The Church Report:
A woman was apparently playing a tambourine too loudly during Wednesday night services. When she refused to stop, the woman was escorted out by an off duty...READ MORE