The White House has found something else for us to be afraid of: asteroids. Turns out we need to spend a bunch of money to prepare for this, because our power to control the universe is limitless:
Of course, all we need to do is get Bruce Willis, but nobody listens to me.
I sometimes think that one of these days, our Ruling Classes are going to undertake a long-range program to try to prevent the Second Coming, with task forces and bipartisan analyses which will present computer models of the predicted socio-economic and environmental problems expected to attend the Consummation of All Things and the Advent of the New Heaven and the New Earth. There will be solemn pledges (“Not on my...READ MORE