Slate Magazine just published this piece that would be hilarious if it were meant as satire. Sadly, it's not.
Rebecca Helm, a PhD candidate at Brown University thank you very much, acknowledges Mothers Day by apologizing to her for forming in her womb. She calls it "probably the worst thing I’ve ever done to my mother." C'mon, I'd bet the bills during all those years of Ivy League education was much worse than just nine months in her womb.
Or maybe the embarrassment of your child writing for Slate Magazine may be worse.
It all started when I was a zygote. I was floating through your uterus when I bumped into your uterine wall. I’m not proud of what I did next, but I really wasn’t...READ MORE